An A-Team and Through the Looking Glass crossover poem, written in 2011.
“’Twas Billy with his purple coat and
Bogey the bear as he gyres.
And Socky likes to lend a hand,
And Little Squirt fights fires.”
“Beware the jibber-jabber, fool!
You ain’t got no invisible dog!
Talkin’ to your sock ain’t cool,
Man, your head is full of smog.”
“You don’t mean that, do you, Scooter?”
“No one calls me Scooter no more.”
“Hey, blood brother, what about your mother?”
“You know what you’re asking for?”
In uffish thought, Baracus stood,
With his talkin’ fist poised to speak.
“I’m gonna mess you up real good.
Quit talkin’ like a freak.”
“Come on, big guy, let’s take to the sky
And soar through yonder wild blue.”
“Fool, if you’re flying, then I’m dying.
I ain’t gettin’ on no plane with you.
Why won’t you quit the jibber-jabber?”
“Acting crazy ain’t no crime!
It’s all in fun, oh Barracan One!”
“You’re King Fool of All Time!”
“’Twas Billy with his purple coat and
Bogey the bear as he gyres.
And Socky likes to lend a hand
And Little Squirt fights fires.”